My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
lets all come together and make the world a terrifying place for men who abuse women
Let’s all come together and make the world a terrifying place for people who abuse people.
There I fixed it
Let’s all come together and stop derailing posts about specific problems and turning everything ‘egalitarian’ with no regard for the actual state of oppressed groups.
tumblr friends i’m going to chicago tonight and will be gone & without internet access for 4 days! i will miss you all so much! i haven’t been away from tumblr this long ever! :(
i hope i don’t miss anything good while i’m gone like a dash con pt2 or something :P
but YAY CHICAGO YAY GOING PLACES I NEVER GO PLACES AND I’M GOING TO A PLACE TO SEE MY AWESOME FRIEND YAY FRIENDSHIP YAY GOING PLACES WOO
ALSO ANY RAD FEMS FROM CHICAGO THAT MAY WANT TO PARTY/CHAT/MEET UP WITH ME WHILE I’M THERE MESSAGE ME TODAY ASAP AND I’LL GIVE YOU MY CELL #!
and I will still stumble over
I will want to know how many breaths you take after waking up
before you consider yourself alive
I will shiver when you touch me
do not be offended;
you are the warmest person I know."
An “egalitarian” is someone who, realizing that a scale is imbalanced because there are six pounds on one side and twelve on the other, seeks to correct the imbalance by adding six pounds to both sides.
well that was the best damn explanation I’ve seen.
Anonymous said: Roses are red, violets are blue. Larry is dumb, and ugly too.